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On Coping #137
My friend who was originally your friend comes to visit.
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I think it’s time
she says.
Look at this.
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What is it I say.
It’s a dating app for open minded liaisons she tells me.
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Number one
I say
no thank you.
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Number two
What on earth does ‘open minded liaisons’ mean?
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Just take a look she says.
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No thank you
I say.
I am not dating so I don’t need a dating app.
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I’ve made you a profile.
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Oh great
I say.
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Literally the worst thing I can imagine.
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Don’t be so negative.
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Are you even allowed to do that?
Legally I mean.
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You’re lonely she says.
You need to do something about it.
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I’m not sure I do I tell her.
And even if I did it wouldn’t be this.
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Just take a look she says and passes me her phone.
